jokez page....

100 for examination

2006-09-27T22:37:00.000-07:00

John:Mom I got 100 for my examination!
Mom:That is very good John.
John:I got 30 for English,45 for Science and 25 for Maths.
Mom:!!??

A note 2 all people viewin this blog...

2006-08-07T05:46:00.000-07:00

Plz..if u have any jokes sent it 2 my e-mail
n i can post it as soon as possible...thx u....
My e-mail:ruby_me_1993@hotmail.com -----this
include passerby who wishes me 2 post their
jokes too!

Discoverin Gravity....

2006-08-07T05:43:00.000-07:00

Teacher: Sir Issac Newton discovered gravity when
he was sitting under an apple tree.
An apple dropped down and hit him on the head.
Paul: My father discovered gravity when he was
walking under a block of flat. Someone threw a
chair down from the tenth storey and hit him on
the head.
Teacher: !!!

"Do i ring it?"

2006-08-07T05:36:00.000-07:00

One morning, a European couple went to
the market. The wife heard a cloth seller
shouting:Seller: Come and buy these new
cloth. Two dollars a yard.
(Then he shouted in Malay.)
Dua Ringgit! Dua Ringgit! (ringing the bell in his hand.)
Wife: Hubby, the cloth seller is really very silly.
Husband: Why do you say that?
Wife: You see, he is holding the bell and ringing it and
he is shouting to the passer-by "Do I ring it? Do I ring it?"
Husband: ????

It isn't real!!!

2006-08-07T05:34:00.000-07:00

Little Johnny went into a toy store.
He took a toy plane and gave the clerk fake money.
Clerk: Hey you, this isn't real money. Little Johnny
did not reply and continued to walk out the store.
The clerk yelled at Little Johnny again: Hey you,
this isn't real money.Little Johnny continued
walking out the store.The clerk ran after Little
Johnny and told him again: This isn't real money.
Little Johnny finally replied: And this isn't a real
plane...

Who founded Australia??

2006-08-07T05:27:00.000-07:00

Teacher:Peter,can u point out Australia on this map?
Peter:Here it is!
Teacher:Good!Now,mary can u tell me who founded
Australia?
Mary:Peter just did!!!
Given by:My primary friends...

Robber!!!

2006-08-07T05:24:00.000-07:00

There was once a dog called NaNa(female's bosom)
<-----pronounced as Nae Nae. Its owner, a woman,
was very fond of it.One day, that woman went out,
leaving NaNa at home... Suddenly, a robber broke
into the house. NaNa kept on barking.
"Oh u...dumbo..."the robber murmured as he
squeezed NaNa while trying to tie him up..NaNa
was a fat dog...After a while, he felt thirsty and went
to the refrigerator to look 4 a drink. He found a bottle
of milk and drank it. After that, he proceeded to look
4 valuables.. So, he broke open the woman's
cupboard to find nothing but a whole of bras! He was
disgusted at the sight... Infuriated, he tore all the bras
and escaped.Just then, the woman came home. She
was shocked and quickly made a report.
Police: What did the robber do and what things did he steal?
Woman: He TORE my bra, SQUEEZED my NaNa and drank my milk!!!
Police: !!???
Note:Hope u all readers like it as i find it as specially funny...

Not me!!!

2006-08-04T22:26:00.000-07:00

One day, there were 3 person, an Indian,
an American and a Singaporean in a lift.
Suddenly, someone let out german gas(farted)
Indian: Excuse me.American: Pardon me.
Singaporean: NOT ME!!!

SUMTHING I DIDN'T DO....

2006-08-04T22:20:00.000-07:00

Boss: You are fired!
Staff: Why? I did not do anything.
Boss: That's why u are fired!

SUMTHING I DIDN'T DO....

2006-08-04T22:15:00.000-07:00

Student: Will you punish me for something
i didn't do?
Teacher: Of corse not!
Student: Good cause I didn't do my homework!

Nickel-Diming Johnny

2006-08-04T22:10:00.000-07:00

There was a little boy named Johnny who used
to hang out at the local corner market. The owner
didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the
boys would constantly tease him.They would
always comment that he was two bricks shy of a
load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it,
sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice
between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and
John would always take the nickel -- they said,
because it was bigger.One day after John grabbed the
nickel, the store owner took him aside and said
"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They
think you don't know the dime is worth more than
the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's
bigger, or what?"Slowly, Johnny turned toward the
store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and
Johnny said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop
doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"
Thx to my best fren....(e joke was frm her)

2 pieces or 1 piece of cake??

2006-08-04T22:07:00.000-07:00

A boy has juz returned from the playground.
Mum: Joe, if u go and wash ur hands,
i will give u 1 piece of cake.
Joe: Mummy, does dat means, if i go and bathe,
i will get 2 pieces of cake?
Mum: Ok... Juz cut 1 piece into 2 and u will get
2 pieces of cake...
By:Yu Guan

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2006-08-04T22:03:00.000-07:00

John : You shouldn't read this story book now.
Paul : Why?
John : Because the book says "Bed Time
Stories". It should be read during the night!

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2006-08-04T22:00:00.000-07:00

Alvin:I haven't slept for days
Henry:Why?
Alvin:I sleep at night of course
By:YU GUAN

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2006-08-04T21:55:00.000-07:00

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